Mood: Chuckle
Song of Choice:"I'm still here" by the Goo Goo Dolls
Topic: Cynical Women

First I heard this really good song that goes "without you I'm not right I;m not fine I wanna be rain that tastes like wine I wanna be good I wanna be great I wanna be everything exceot your mistake" so if some kind hearted soul could hunt down who sings that Thank you

Now cynical women. I'm one of them more than likely you people reading this are also cynical. Now one of my favorite cynical women is Seraphim from Megatokyo and well she posted this nice little rant and well I just love her equation and I think you guys will get a chuckle from it as well

And now Seraphim:

"Daaaannngggg, people. After reading the 'magazine model' thread in the forums, if ya'll think you are ever seeing me in person - you are INSANE.
Piro regularly gets emails asking if I really look like Seraphim. It is usually phrased 'is she REALLY that HOT?' Piro always says (and fully believes) that I am. You know what they say - love makes people blind. Personally, I feel that loves make people stupid. You say tomato, I say tahmahto. But frankly, I am not that hot and I am the first to admit it. We actually have discussions where I insist Piro must add some additional pounds to Seraphim. In my Camera Angles rant, I mentioned I could use some favorable camera angles.

I have always thought that beauty/handsomeness is a simple equation that depends on varying amounts of distance, lighting, and level of intoxication. It's a tale as old as time - "he saw her across a crowded room". The distance variable is obvious, what is implied is the fact that it is a dimly lit, smoky room and he's had a few. The equation is Further Darker Drunker = Better Looking. Or:

F ^ D ^ I ^ = BL. (^ =arrow up)

It's part chemistry and part physics. I used to have another factor in the equation but the math got too complicated. Everybody on the other side of the room always looks better. But get them in front of you in a well lit area while you are stone cold sober... Whoa, what were you thinking? "

Lol yes so so true...when you haven't slept in a WHILE I think that almost anyone looks attractive...except some people who...you'd have to be BLIND to find attractive. Then again you can only look for so long before you have to shut your eyes and when you listen that's when you really hear that boy the lights are on but no one is home if you catch my drift. ::Yawn: Okay I need to give some holiday information. Cat Lum you know that thing you told me to do I haven't done it yet becaus my mom won't let go of that God Damn little plastic card because she's using to do her own ordering....soon my friends but after she's finished sorry I'm nagging at full force. Um to all of you...x-mas presents maybe REALLY Late ::tries to pry plastic away from mother:: a for shipping and b for well...::look at mother:: yeah okay the only person that physically has a present is Junior hehe sorry you guys it was dumb luck. Everyone else's stuff is online and requires ::yank yank yank mom gets away:: DAMIT WOMEN! I gotta go now and nagg some more....